Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts

By Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake

Ever feel like your plants are silently judging you? This cheeky, laugh-out-loud book gives voice to the leafy roommates in your life—with a sharp wit and a lot of side-eye.

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent peek into the inner lives of fiddle-leaf figs, palms, and philodendrons who’ve had enough. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor (and maybe a little guilt), this giftable gem adds a twist of personality to any coffee table or windowsill.

Product Details

• A quirky gift for plant parents and humor lovers alike
• Packed with personality, wit, and a touch of sass
• 96-page hardcover with full-color illustrations and captions
• Written by Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake
• Published by The Collective Book Studio
• A fun read for yourself—or a perfect “just because” gift